I subscribe to mountainwings. http://www.mountainwings.com and daily (you subscribe) i receive an email with a funny, inspiration piece or story. It's funny how these stories, funnies or inspiration piece helps me each day. This was a post I recently received that I thought would have been fitting for Monday, for a joke, so sorry that I am late in posting, but here goes . . .
Grilled Cheese
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The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the
table - Mr. and Mrs. Smith and their little son, Jonathan. She
says, "Jonathan, what would you like?"
He says, "I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich."
She says, "Jonathan, I'm sorry, we don't serve grilled cheese
sandwiches."
He says, "You have a grill, don't you?"
She says, "Yes."
He says, "You have cheese, don't you?"
She says, "Yes."
He says, "You have bread, don't you?"
She says, "Yes."
He says, "Well, I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich."
This kid is four years old!
The waitress says, "Jonathan, I'll go see if the chef will fix
you a grilled cheese sandwich."
She comes back in a little while and says, "Okay, Jonathan, the
chef agreed to fix you a grilled cheese sandwich. I forgot to
ask you, though, what you want to drink."
He says, "I'll have a milkshake."
She says, "Jonathan, your parents have probably already told
you we don't serve milkshakes." (She was ready for him this
time.) "Now, it is true we have milk. And it is true we have
ice cream. But we don't have the syrup."
He says, "You have a car, don't you?"